Auto repair ability
SO I had to by a new battery.
BEFORE installing it I decided to follow Al's advice as it was the only one I honestely had the courage (and was authorised) to do.
SO I removed all the fuses and used sand paper on the contacts. I did not find much corrosion but did it to the end and put all the fuses back. I then connected the new battery.
IT WORKED the blinkers started to function with the doors closed (which is much easier to drive with) as well as the rear gear lights and the fuel gauge. I was very happy of that.
BUT now when I open the doors the fuel pomp starts and you can't stop the engine with the door closed...
BUT that problem is well known and I already dismanteled (without authorisation) the flotters of the break fluid tank which temporarily solved the problem. I'm going to search once more in this forum the next step.
As FLYair said it seems like a comedy film but it's real pagoda life and somehow we like it.
Cheers all
Fred