Have to add that it did give me a chuckle too But am sorry for your predicament.
A new girlfriend might be best, but first find out what kind of hobbies or career she has first before exposing your pagoda to her.
On another note, similiar situation, several times while walking from my car to the store in the middle of these huge parking lots, you pass all kinds of cars. And several times there was a car with dogs locked up inside. Once I passed a Cadillac with a small Terrier dog inside, and the little thing made such a ruckus with all the yapping and barking. But in between the noise, he was biting and chewing up the door panel. Upon finishing my shopping and heading back to the car, I passed the same Caddy again and the same thing happened, only now the door panel was shredded. Wonder what the owner did to the dog and door panel.
Walter
1967 220SL-diesel. Moths are at it again!