Translated from German to English
A farmer buys a new Mercedes. He resents the high surcharges of special equipment .
A short time later a member of the board of Mercedes Benz AG shows up at his farm to purchase a cow from him for his hobby farm.
The farmer prepares the following bill;-
- 1 Cow standard Base price : 4.800 € ,
- Two-color ( brown / white ) brushed and cleaned : € 300 ,
- Bovine leather : 200 € ,
- Milk container for summer and winter operation : 100 €
- 4 taps à 25 € = 100 € ,
- Fly whisk semi-automatically : 60 € ,
- 2 bumpers horny á € 35 = 70 € ,
- Fertilizer device (BIO ): 120 € ,
- Allwetter footwear : 200 € ,
- Dual-circuit brake system ( front - and hind legs ) € 800 ,
- Signal facility: 270 €,
- Halogen eyes ( closed ): 300 € ,
- Lots of fabric-lined recyclers : 2500 € ,
- Total: € 9,820 .
- The cow must be picked up, or there be extra charges! .