Great response! I at least gave everyone a laugh. As for the unicycle mount, that looks cool but I think I would only get clowned around with and my balance is pretty bad anyways. I always wanted one, but I have trouble standing on one leg, let alone one wheel. I agree about the Porsche, you would attract the wrong type, kind of like a big bag of blow, your gonna get a babe, but only while the bag is full. I also agree about not wanting a woman who only was attracted to my car. But, you gotta have an opening line, and a chance to get one. This often requires bright shiny items, like fishing.
The trunk mount on that Roller or whatever that big British condominium car is was a thought. I have one of those. I am worried about the aluminum trunk getting bent. A hitch mount is possible, I have seen some original equipment designed ones for our cars in pictures. If anyone knows of one out there that may be a way to mount a carrier.
Thanks for all the responses, keep them coming. I'll figure something out, but for now maybe a bumper sticker on my Focus-"My other car is a Mercedes Convertible" will have to do.
