Can I turn this around and ask for help in naming my car? A clean, original '71 280 SL, Tobacco Brown, Tan Top, cognac interior, manual tranny, lives in New York City.
I have a few potential names on my list but no name jumps out as just right. The names are:
"The Brown Beauty"
"The Brown Streak" (like 'Blue Streak' but it doesn't work with Brown!)
"The One" (the one what?)
"Brownie" (not so good, the traffic police around here were called 'Brownies' because of their uniforms).
"Hans" (but I'm not sure if the car is a boy or a girl)
"Mannie" (from the transmission but a little too subtle)
"Brown Beast" (ugh)
"The Chocolate Kid" (too sweet)
"Old Faithful" (sounds more like an elderly hound dog)
I sometimes call it "The Jalopy" but never when I'm near the car, might be insulted.
I'm not heavy footed, so names like "Lightening" "The UFO", "Speedy", don't work.
I seem to favor names that include 'Brown' but I'd accept a non-Brown name if it fit.
Any suggestions?
Richard M, "The Driver"
For inspiration, a photo of the car is at
www.panix.com/~rmadison/mercedes.shtml