Reminds me a few years ago I was in Scotland on a distillery tour. I was at the opening night reception talking to one of our tour guides, a cute young lass, about the various customs and traditions they must be aware of when they host people from all over the world. When to bow with the Japanese, etc.
I then asked her what they tell them to do when the Americans come over.
With a twinkle in her eye, she said "They tell us to just try to survive".