Dan,
Don't leave us hanging. What was it?
OK, I guess we're all adults here.......
Guy came into my shop complaining about a strange noise coming from his late 280 engine. He had a real hottie driving his other car - she was
much younger that he was.
After we investigated we found a pair sexy black panties wound around his cam shaft. We removed the panties and put them in a plastic bag for him. I called and told him his car was ready.
When he arrived to pick up his car he had an older woman with him. Not pretty, rather heavy, not at all friendly, and for sure not blonde. I assumed it was his wife. ( it was )
When he asked me what we found I showed him the plastic bag. The story he told me was pretty good:
" So I'm out with the blonde ( no name, just '' the blonde '' ) and we stop at a gas station. I need some oil for the 280 so I add a liter but I forgot to put the oil cap back on. We were driving along and all of a sudden there's clouds of smoke coming out from under the hood. So I stop and have a look and see that the oil fill cap is gone. I was hoping that I had a rag or something to stick in the hole until I got home but I couldn't find anything. So the blonde says, " here, use these" and hands me her panties. I stuffed them in the hole and took her home. The next day I went to put my spare cap on and found that the hole was empty so I figured they flew out and didn't think much of it. Right after the the noise started.......
I handed the plastic bag to him, he just about had a heart attack, looked out the door in mortal terror, and then he promptly threw the plastic bag in my wood stove where it made a nice hot fire for a little while. Then he handed me a 50 dollar tip and I've never seen him again.
How's that for strange noises?
Actually, I was kind of pissed about the whole thing because I really did want to keep them for a show and tell item. Oh well............