In the rear well of your Pagoda, put the following:
1) A few old copies of "GUNS & AMMO" magazine.
2) A pair of US size 13, muddy work boots.
3) A spiked dog collar, large size.
4) A note that says the following:
Jake--Big Mike, Bubba and me went to walk Spike--since he's been fixed he's all sorts of ornery. Gonna stop and get some more ammo too. See you in a few minutes.That, including insurance, is probably all you need...
Michael Salemi
1969 280SL
Signal Red w/Black Leather
Restored