I think you loose your rotating star. It seems to be happening already because I don't see it anymore.
Well..... the 09 cam will give you about 250 HP but your brakes won't handle it. One day you run into a beautiful blonde at an intersection who feels sorry for you since you're all smashed up from the huge wreck you were just in. She doesn't even have a scratch, visits you in the hospital every day and falls madly in love with you.
Your wife finds out and kills you.
You go to heaven where you meet St. Peter who asks you some important questions.
St Peter.
'' So, you're an engineer, eh? ''
Pete.
'' Ah, yeah, that's right... ''
'' And your wife killed you? ''
'' Uh huh. ( ? ) ''
You're not sure where he's going with this but it doesn't look good. He changes his line of questions.
''So, you modified your car, eh? ''
( St. Peter is clearly a Canadian )
'' I'm an engineer, that's what we do. ''
'' Oh, really? '' comes the sly reply. '' The devil tried to modify things and look what happened to him.''
You swallow hard. This looks pretty bad. He has you right by the....
'' So, can you look at my car? It seems to be running a bit lean.''
'' Huh?
''
Pete.....Pete! Peter!!!!
Huh???!!!
Wake up Peter you're having a bad dream!
( You're wife isn't impressed with you or what you're doing. )
You've fallen asleep on the sofa while watching TV. You were watching The Trailer Park Boys and the blonde in your dream is Lucy. She also looks like the blonde girl at the hospital.....
You decide not to tell your wife about the blonde in your dream or mention the nurse at the hospital while you were put under to remove several warts from your back side.
You recover slowly but after a while you don't remember the strange dream you had or the accident.
( One day you hear a knock at the door. You go and answer. It's the Benz Dr making a house call.... )
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